A       A#aug   A7      B       Bm      C#      D       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    |||O    |O||    ||||    ||||    OOO|    ||||   
 O|||    |OO|    ||||    ||OO    |OOO    ||||    OOO|   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    O|||    |||O    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

D7      Daug    E7      F#      G       Gm6     Gmaj7   
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    |||O    O|||    |O|O    ||||    |||O    ||||   
 OOO|    |OO|    |O|O    ||O|    |O|O    |O||    |OOO   
 |||O    O|||    ||||    O|||    ||O|    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
D | Daug
D | Daug
D | Daug
D | Daug


[verse]
D                            G             A
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
D                           G            A
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
D                         G              A
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
D                           G       A
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Bm/F#           A#aug/F#          D/F#                 E7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           A        A/B    A7/C#
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      D              Daug             Bm/D
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            D7           Gmaj7              Bm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          E7                    A
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      G              Gm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
D | Daug
D | Daug


[verse]
D                          G           A
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
D                         G           A
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
D                            G                   A
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
D                         G        A
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Bm/F#              A#aug/F#       D/F#          E7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          A        A/B    A7/C#
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      D              Daug             Bm/D
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            D7           Gmaj7              Bm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          E7                    A
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      G              Gm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
D A#aug G A
Bm E7 G A
G A

D | Daug
D | Daug


[verse]
D                                G                A
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
D                               G        A
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
D                       G              A
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
D                               G               A
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Bm/F#             A#aug/F#              D/F#             E7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           A       A/B    A7/C#
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      D              Daug             Bm/D
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            D7           Gmaj7              Bm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          E7                    A
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      G              Gm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.